Monday, March 18, 2013

Warm-up Column Z

If I had the option to "Control-Z" in real life, I would "Control-Z" any mistakes that I have made. Such as those "Oh darn, that was stupid. Why in the world did I do that?" moments. For everyday use, I would for example use the "Control-Z" if I figured out that I got a problem wrong on my homework in order to correct my mistake.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Warm-up Column X

X-rays. That is my topic.
X-rays are dangerous to be around, but they can be helpful for people in need of viewing the reflected structure of bones, such as dentists, doctors, etc... X-rays can originate from outer space, and will destroy tissue and mutate cells of living things if over-exposed. That is why nobody likes X-rays.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Warm-up Column T

The ten greatest gifts that any parent can give their children are:

  1. Life, obviously.
  2. Positive Reinforcement.
  3. A warm, loving atmosphere.
  4. Respect.
  5. Freedom with terms.
  6. A nice place to live.
  7. Good nutrition.
  8. Discipline (the good kind.)
  9. Protection.
  10. Education.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Warm-up Column M

If I were to invent a machine to do something that I don't like to do, it would be a self-maintaining litter box for my cat, Paul, to use. The mechanics are simple, once the box is "full", all of the unwanted "content" is drawn to a separate containment chamber below the original box is then robotically driven to the balcony and dumped off the side.